It’s a well established fact that Hungarian language is second to none when it comes to colourful but very unPC/NSFW explanation of situations… that a lot of us, oddly enough, use frequently in our work context. Especially in the down to earth mechanical/manual labour field (like project management, heh heh), you come across all kinds of very elaborative descriptions.
I’ve been collecting these for the past 8 years, but most of these actually come via my dad (and through his electrician/handyman contacts). Now, I decided it’s time to publish what I have, with the intention of updating it periodically with new additions (perhaps also via comments).
| Hungarian original | English translated | Meaning |
| Visszalapátoljuk a szart a lóba | Shoveling shit back into the horse | Unfuck/fix a situation |
| A fasz rossz végén vagyunk | We’re on the wrong end of the dick | We are on the wrong side of this situation |
| Szarból várat építünk | Building a castle out of shit | We have to build something with little or bad resources |
| Egy seggel két lovat ülünk meg | Riding two horses with one ass | Trying to do two things with resources for one |
| Tátott szájjal a faszerdőbe | Running into Dick Forest with a mouth wide open | We embark on this knowing it will not work / will go bad |
| Ökörhugyozás | Cow’s piss | All over the place |
| Szar van a palacsintában | There is turd in the pancake | Something’s fishy |
| Ráugrik mint tyúk a forró takonyra | Jumping on it like hen on hot snot | Engaging with it very enthusiastically |
| Mas faszával veri a csalánt | Beating the nettle bush with someone else’s dick | Causing someone else great discomfort via my own actions |
| Kóvályog mint gólyafos a levegőben | (He/She) is wandering like stork shit mid air | He/She ss wandering aimlessly |
| Kóvályog mint bakafing a fürdőben | (He/She) is wandering like a private’s fart in the bath | He/She is wandering aimlessly |
| Adtunk egy pofont a szarnak | We gave another slap to a turd | We did something that had / will have no effect and was a waste of time |
| Fingreszelés | Fart grating | Pointless activity |
| Meg kell a seggnek repedni | The ass must crack | Wow, I didn’t expect that! |
| Lófasz esti fényben | Horse dick in evening light | Useless / nothing / pointless |
| Felrúgjuk a bilit | Knock over the pissbowl | We escalate the situation |
| A lófasznak is van vége | (Even) the horse’s dick’s got an end | Time to stop this futile/ harmful action |
| Örülök hogy luk van a seggemen | I’m happy that I (still) have a hole in my ass | I’m very overloaded / exhausted |
| Elválik a szar a víztől | Shit separates from water | The true nature of things comes to light |
| Sovány malac vágta | Underfed pig gallop | ASAP |
| A béka segge alatt | Under the frog’s ass | Very low / very bad (e.g. a result / metric) |
| Lötyög mint lófasz a bíró valagában | Wobbles like horse’s dick in the judge’s ass | It’s very loose |
| Szarjál sünt | (May you) shit a hedgehog | Yeah, fuck you |
| Egy zsák pinából is a faszt húzza ki | Even from a bag of pussies he pulls out a dick | He is very unlucky |
| Kellett, mint szar a zsebbe | We needed this like a turd in our pocket | We didn’t need this at all / we specifically asked not to have this |
| Szopóágon vagyunk | We are in the blowjob queue | We are struggling with the thing |
| Beszopósodott, és nem akar kikurvaanyásodni | (okay this is untranslateable) It blowjobbed in and it doesn’t want to motherfucker out (sorta, heh) | It’s stuck |
| A fasz üsse ki a szemed | (May a) dick hit your eye out | Yeah, fuck you |
| Áll, mint kivert fasz a lakodalomban | (He/She) stands there like a jerked off dick at a wedding reception | He/She is undecided |
| Áll, mint fasz a meleg vízben | (He/She) stands like a dick in warm water | He/She is undecided |